“They may be drinkers, Robin, but they’re still human beings.” —Batman, from film’s Batman (1966)
“All this knowledge is giving me a raging brainer.” —The Professor, from TV’s Futurama
“Actually I don’t remember being born, it must have happened during one of my black outs.” —Jim Morrison, lead singer of The Doors.
Jailbait For Ryan
- Ryan: a 16 year old hit on me at Taco Bell. Don't know whether to be proud or creeped out.
- Me: Be the ladder.
- Ryan: Leaning towards that.