I admit it: I feel a bit ashamed of certain things that I gravitate towards. Vampires being one of those things. There’s just something about them. To live forever; to always be painstakingly beautiful; to see all of that history; to be cursed with a hunger that makes you a danger to everyone you know and love. I just can’t help my fascination.
- Adam: I just got an achievement with you, Hayley.
- Me: What are you talking about?
- Adam: ...
- Me: Did you just take a shit while on the phone with me?
- Adam: Yeah! Mwahah.
- Me: You are an ass. I'm hanging up now.