October 2010
29 posts
“I don’t have a drinking problem, except when I can’t get a drink.”
—Tom Waits, from music’s Bad Liver and a Broken Heart
“Is that Sprite? Oh, it’s Coke? Coke and sweet tea vodka? What the Hell, I’m too drunk to care. Give it to me.”
—Jake McArdle, from my life’s Fourth Annual Halloween Party
Night World No.1: Secret Vampire; Daughters of Darkness; Spellbinder by LJ Smith
I admit it: I feel a bit ashamed of certain things that I gravitate towards. Vampires being one of those things. There’s just something about them. To live forever; to always be painstakingly beautiful; to see all of that history; to be cursed with a hunger that makes you a danger to everyone you know and love. I just can’t help my fascination.
Ding Dung Achievement
- Adam: I just got an achievement with you, Hayley.
- Me: What are you talking about?
- Adam: ...
- Me: Did you just take a shit while on the phone with me?
- Adam: Yeah! Mwahah.
- Me: You are an ass. I'm hanging up now.
